“The Doberman Quarterly Magazine has been chronicling the purebred Doberman Pinscher fancy for years. Our subscribers are owners, breeders, exhibitors, trainers, judges, and others interested in showing, raising, and living with a Doberman. Elegant, Intelligent, Dependable … that’s the Doberman Pinscher.”

Oddly, the Doberman is the most normal thing about this magazine cover. How about the judge with the “Sun-In” orange hair and a dark brown mustache? Or the Miami Vice/Baywatch bimbos fawning over the dog?

The magazine is pretty boring if you don’t own a Doberman Pinscher, but the cover is amazing.